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European Parliament.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

'So push has come to shove...'

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

"I spent all last year totally paralyzed with indecision about a career - isn't that some kinda tax deduction?"

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

House of Waffling

"Your Honor, we, the jury, find this one too close to call."

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

"Could you handle this...I'm all decisioned-out for today."

"'No' to that, too, eh? Then, may I suggest something we were going to throw out?"

"This might or might not be a job for noncommittal man?"

'Deciding with whom to side is much easier since one of them became a shareholder.'

Brain versus Heart in Cuba

Road signs reading 'back to work', 'back to school' and 'go crazy at home'.

Up, down, whatever (elevator with apathy)

"It's hard to decide. I look the same in all of them."

The angel and the devil.

"Nice blend of automation with a trusted decision-making technique."

"Bob takes too long to make a decision. Let's ask Phil."

'He's buffering at the buffet again.'

"Gee! It must be great living next to a golf course!"

"I have to decide if I'm taking that advanced English class next semester. This is one of those big decisions that could have a huge impact on the rest of my life. It could change me forever! You know what that means?"

"Take a seat please sir."

"Are you a decisive type person?"

"Now, THAT'S a welcome sight! I was just starting to miss decision-making."