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Road signs reading 'back to work', 'back to school' and 'go crazy at home'.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Procrastinators Incorporated

One latte? That'll be $4.50. That apple fritter sounds good. I'll have that too. Ok. Anything else? No, that's it. Are you sure? Of course I'm sure. That's all. That'll be $9.00 even. Ooh, are those macaroons fresh? I'll have a macaroon too. One latte, one apple fritter and one macaroon, and that's it. Well what are you waiting for? I don't have all day.

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

Enter. Exit. Your Choice

The emergence of a leader.

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

"I spent all last year totally paralyzed with indecision about a career - isn't that some kinda tax deduction?"

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

House of Waffling

"Your Honor, we, the jury, find this one too close to call."

"Why is it always me who has to make all the decisions?"

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

European Parliament.

"Could you handle this...I'm all decisioned-out for today."

"This might or might not be a job for noncommittal man?"

"'No' to that, too, eh? Then, may I suggest something we were going to throw out?"

Up, down, whatever (elevator with apathy)

'He's buffering at the buffet again.'

My parents want me to move out and spin my own cocoon, but I'm waiting until I decide what kind of wings I want to grow.

"Honey, I can’t find it … they have too many Greek yogurts. No, I’m not crying!"

"Bob takes too long to make a decision. Let's ask Phil."

"It's hard to decide. I look the same in all of them."

'Dear, do you think I need this book on decision making?'

"I have to decide if I'm taking that advanced English class next semester. This is one of those big decisions that could have a huge impact on the rest of my life. It could change me forever! You know what that means?"

"Take a seat please sir."

"Are you a decisive type person?"