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He was always so darn indecisive. Here lies Bob Smith. Here lies Bob Smith. Here lies Bob Smith. Here lies Bob Smith.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

One latte? That'll be $4.50. That apple fritter sounds good. I'll have that too. Ok. Anything else? No, that's it. Are you sure? Of course I'm sure. That's all. That'll be $9.00 even. Ooh, are those macaroons fresh? I'll have a macaroon too. One latte, one apple fritter and one macaroon, and that's it. Well what are you waiting for? I don't have all day.

'So push has come to shove...'

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

Enter. Exit. Your Choice

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

Terri and Glenn devise a way to make those tough final choice on their wedding guest list.

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

"I spent all last year totally paralyzed with indecision about a career - isn't that some kinda tax deduction?"

'Last week I offered to bring Bixby into the decision-making process, and he's still dithering about it!'

House of Waffling

"Your Honor, we, the jury, find this one too close to call."

European Parliament.

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

"Could you handle this...I'm all decisioned-out for today."

"'No' to that, too, eh? Then, may I suggest something we were going to throw out?"

'Deciding with whom to side is much easier since one of them became a shareholder.'

"This might or might not be a job for noncommittal man?"

Brain versus Heart in Cuba

Road signs reading 'back to work', 'back to school' and 'go crazy at home'.

Up, down, whatever (elevator with apathy)

My parents want me to move out and spin my own cocoon, but I'm waiting until I decide what kind of wings I want to grow.

"Bob takes too long to make a decision. Let's ask Phil."

'He's buffering at the buffet again.'

"It's hard to decide. I look the same in all of them."

"Nice blend of automation with a trusted decision-making technique."

"Honey, I can’t find it … they have too many Greek yogurts. No, I’m not crying!"

The angel and the devil.

"I have to decide if I'm taking that advanced English class next semester. This is one of those big decisions that could have a huge impact on the rest of my life. It could change me forever! You know what that means?"

"Are you a decisive type person?"

"Now, THAT'S a welcome sight! I was just starting to miss decision-making."