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"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

'So push has come to shove...'

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

'Last week I offered to bring Bixby into the decision-making process, and he's still dithering about it!'

House of Waffling

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

"I spent all last year totally paralyzed with indecision about a career - isn't that some kinda tax deduction?"

"Your Honor, we, the jury, find this one too close to call."

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

European Parliament.

"This might or might not be a job for noncommittal man?"

"Could you handle this...I'm all decisioned-out for today."

"'No' to that, too, eh? Then, may I suggest something we were going to throw out?"

Brain versus Heart in Cuba

'Deciding with whom to side is much easier since one of them became a shareholder.'

Road signs reading 'back to work', 'back to school' and 'go crazy at home'.

Up, down, whatever (elevator with apathy)

"Nice blend of automation with a trusted decision-making technique."

The angel and the devil.

"Honey, I can’t find it … they have too many Greek yogurts. No, I’m not crying!"

"Bob takes too long to make a decision. Let's ask Phil."

"It's hard to decide. I look the same in all of them."

'He's buffering at the buffet again.'

"Are you a decisive type person?"

"I have to decide if I'm taking that advanced English class next semester. This is one of those big decisions that could have a huge impact on the rest of my life. It could change me forever! You know what that means?"

"Now, THAT'S a welcome sight! I was just starting to miss decision-making."

'You've been studying the menu since early morning, surely you must be ready to order!'