Decision-making Strategist Prints

"What was the decision making process that led to hiring a cat?"

The angel and the devil.

'Deciding with whom to side is much easier since one of them became a shareholder.'

'So push has come to shove...'

"Nice blend of automation with a trusted decision-making technique."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

"We need a best practice swim lane to leverage our core competency, move the needle outside the box, and open the kimono while keeping our ducks in a row. Can anyone give me a sustainable solution to more vertical effectiveness without getting too granula

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

"Serendipity is not a strategy."

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

"He's his own worst enemy."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

'Well, I'm not very satisfied with our customers, either.'

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

Desert Island Mishap

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

Most valuable element.

Target your message

'If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.'

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"Remember, Man of good Sense not here to do work on your behalf. Man of good Sense only here to help you on strategic level until you wise enough to overcome recession."