Decision-making Strategist Gifts

"What was the decision making process that led to hiring a cat?"

Terri and Glenn devise a way to make those tough final choice on their wedding guest list.

The angel and the devil.

'Deciding with whom to side is much easier since one of them became a shareholder.'

'So push has come to shove...'

"Nice blend of automation with a trusted decision-making technique."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

"We need a best practice swim lane to leverage our core competency, move the needle outside the box, and open the kimono while keeping our ducks in a row. Can anyone give me a sustainable solution to more vertical effectiveness without getting too granula

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

"Serendipity is not a strategy."

"He's his own worst enemy."

Our Two Parties, Explained

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

'Well, I'm not very satisfied with our customers, either.'

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

Boss, remember when you said you'd consider giving me a raise if I were to show initiative? No. I used the caf

Desert Island Mishap

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'If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.'

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."