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"For cryin' out loud, are you signing up or not?"

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

'You had me at 'warning'.'

House of Waffling

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

"I spent all last year totally paralyzed with indecision about a career - isn't that some kinda tax deduction?"

"Your Honor, we, the jury, find this one too close to call."

European Parliament.

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

"This might or might not be a job for noncommittal man?"

"Could you handle this...I'm all decisioned-out for today."

"'No' to that, too, eh? Then, may I suggest something we were going to throw out?"

"This case poses a very difficult choice... I know, coin toss!"

'He's buffering at the buffet again.'

"Bob takes too long to make a decision. Let's ask Phil."

"Honey, I can’t find it … they have too many Greek yogurts. No, I’m not crying!"

"Yes it's a salad bar, but it's still mainly hay."

"I have to decide if I'm taking that advanced English class next semester. This is one of those big decisions that could have a huge impact on the rest of my life. It could change me forever! You know what that means?"

"Do we want to just flip a coin, or hire expensive consultants so they can flip a coin?"

"Now, THAT'S a welcome sight! I was just starting to miss decision-making."

'You've been studying the menu since early morning, surely you must be ready to order!'

'I can't decide whether to get the book, DVD, audiobook or e-book.'

Indecisiveness Clinic: 'The hard part is getting people to sign up in the first place.'

"If only life had an 'Add To Cart.' We could avoid making any decisions indefinitely."

"We could finally make a decision, but it's so much more relaxing to keep mulling our options."

'I planned to have him cremated - but you know me, always changing my mind at the very last minute.'