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'I know living on an abandoned nuclear test site has its advantages - no bugs, no snakes, no univited guests but did it ever occur to you that there's nothing else here either?'

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Fall on a desert island

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

Hillary Clinton

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

Find out who has the Licensing Rights to Armegeddon.

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

'Shouldn't you be somewhere clawing yourself to the top, or something?'

"I liked this camel. I'm gonna miss him. I'm getting all choked up."

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

'What luck!'

Depressed Cactus

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Nelson Mandela

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

No Action Comics

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

Martin Luther King Jr.

Always! Just as I sit down to eat!

Frontispiece for Earl Lavender by John Davidson

'It was designed for people who don't want any visitors.'

'I'm just sayin', we're supposed to be harbingers of death, Jerry, so take off that stupid hat!'

Christopher Colombus' Dog

'Are your arms getting tired?'

Post future today

'Inexpensive organic food! ... Inexpensive organic food!'

'No matter where you go, people somehow find you.'

'... and you say sorry for blowing raspberries during his closing address.'

'My god, this is it... I'm finally getting my fifteen minutes of privacy.'

The Mayflower "Contents May Settle."

Enter Herodias - suppressed version