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'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Bears going water skiing.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Breakthrough

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

Snowman of the Apes

Desert Island Mishap

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Public footpath on a desert island.

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

Bad times to sneeze

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

JAMES BONDING