Desperation Enthusiast Prints

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Bears going water skiing.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Breakthrough

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

Desert Island Mishap

Snowman of the Apes

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Public footpath on a desert island.

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

JAMES BONDING

Bad times to sneeze

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.