Desolation Explorer T-Shirts

Message in a bottle...

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

Cellphone Islands

Cactus seats.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'Are we broke yet?'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

"It will be all your fault."

Desert Dermatologist

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

Tourist in the desert

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

'What do you mean you're afraid of the dark? You're a nightcrawler.'