Desolation Explorer Mugs

Message in a bottle...

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Cactus seats.

Cellphone Islands

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'Are we broke yet?'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'What are you in the mood for? Fast food or a more leisurely dining experience?'

Desert Dermatologist

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

"It will be all your fault."

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

Tourist in the desert

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

God in the bunker.

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"