Desolation Admirer Pillows

'I know living on an abandoned nuclear test site has its advantages - no bugs, no snakes, no univited guests but did it ever occur to you that there's nothing else here either?'

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Fall on a desert island

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

Hillary Clinton

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

'Shouldn't you be somewhere clawing yourself to the top, or something?'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Depressed Cactus

'What luck!'

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

Nelson Mandela

No Action Comics

Martin Luther King Jr.

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

'It was designed for people who don't want any visitors.'

Frontispiece for Earl Lavender by John Davidson

'I'm just sayin', we're supposed to be harbingers of death, Jerry, so take off that stupid hat!'

'No matter where you go, people somehow find you.'

'Are your arms getting tired?'

Post future today

'Inexpensive organic food! ... Inexpensive organic food!'

'... and you say sorry for blowing raspberries during his closing address.'

'My god, this is it... I'm finally getting my fifteen minutes of privacy.'

The Mayflower "Contents May Settle."

Enter Herodias - suppressed version

"I'm beginning to think he doesn't want to go back to civilization."