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When Anteaters Get Lazy

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"I'm the bad guy..."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Fall on a desert island

Magic Tricks

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

First love.

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

The men of your dreams

"Is there a rabbit in the house?"

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

No Action Comics

Ramon was a polished performer, but this was madness. . . A square peg in a round hole, unassisted, and blindfolded!!

"Don't pretend you've not eaten the cake, Sue. I can see it heading towards your pyloric sphincter."

"Are you going to have a baby too, Uncle Fred?"

The Very Best of JOHN DOE

Joke Shop and Novelties

'That's what I call magical magic!'

"It's a human hand!"

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

"Okay. . . Where DID the elephant go?. . ."

"Do you have anything to declare besides a rabbit, handsaw, pigeon, curtain, and deck of cards?"

"Don't you just love them when they're that age?"