Innocence Admirers Pillows

Bookie by Merry-Go-Round.

"Don't you just love them when they're that age?"

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Optimist

Zoo: No Hunting.

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Presidential surveillance ass!"

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

First love.

"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."

Boy on father's knee

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Jesus has a Practice Before Raising Lazarus.

"Is it OK if I turn the humidifier up a bit?"

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

'I used to equate life and art -- then I married Art.'

Department of Belly Buttons - Innies/Outies Tray

'Now just learn to whistle and I'll be rich!'

'Goodness me, Graham! I didn't think you had musical bone in your body!'

Aliens watch movie featuring human invaders.

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

"....At least we don't have to put quarters in this hot tub."

"It just don't feel right, drinking him like that."

Giant sandwich bags.

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel...let down your hair ball."