Innocence Admirers Pillows

Bookie by Merry-Go-Round.

"Don't you just love them when they're that age?"

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Optimist

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Zoo: No Hunting.

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Presidential surveillance ass!"

First love.

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Robber on treadmill

"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."

Boy on father's knee

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Jesus has a Practice Before Raising Lazarus.

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

"Is it OK if I turn the humidifier up a bit?"

Department of Belly Buttons - Innies/Outies Tray

'I used to equate life and art -- then I married Art.'

"I wonder what odds you would have got for that happening?"

'Goodness me, Graham! I didn't think you had musical bone in your body!'

'Now just learn to whistle and I'll be rich!'

Al, you look nonplussed. I just heard that they discovered a new astrological sign, and my birthday now falls under the sign of the jackass.

"....At least we don't have to put quarters in this hot tub."

Aliens watch movie featuring human invaders.

Giant sandwich bags.

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel...let down your hair ball."

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse