Solitude Admirer T-Shirts

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"I'm beginning to think he doesn't want to go back to civilization."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Crowded Ice Fishing

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Fall on a desert island

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

'Just when you thought you had the beach to yourself.'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'I'm Bored'

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

The men of your dreams

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

Man on park bench: I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

"Beware of dog"

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

'What luck!'

'That's the point - We're SUPPOSED to be out of the loop!'

"If you love yourself then you'll never be alone."

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

Please Do Not Pounce on Art

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."