Sleepwalker Detective Gifts

"Jeff! Have you been sleepwalking again?!"

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...

Luke Sleepwalker...

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

The downside of the cupcake bed.

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'

Sleepwalking Golfer

"Cut. Cut. You call this a crime scene?"

"Ahhhhh! Finally!" "Pssst. Don't do it. You're dreaming." "Don't go in there!"

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

'How's the new insomnia pill going?'

"I know at least two people who will sleep easier with him behind bars."

"Ironic, isn't it? I spend one-third of my life asleep, and the other two-thirds pretending to be awake!"

Office of Independent Counsel: If at first you don't succeed, Pry, Pry and Pry again.

'It's not what you think, sir. I'm power daydreaming.'

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

'Who am I?'

Sherlock Holmes

"Oh, gosh. . . he's sleep caulking again."

Woah! Are you going to work like that, mom? Like what? Your mascara's all smeared around your eyes. Ok! Ok! Sorry. What was that about? She's not wearing mascara.

"But I dreamed I was awake all night."

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

Counting Sheep

"Sorry to keep you so late, but I'm determined to get to the bottom of this werewolf fixation of yours."

The Home Birth of Venus

"So, did you hear about all the excitement?"

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

'Any thoughts on cause of death guv?'