Exercise Sleepwalker T-Shirts

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'My feet are killing me.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

I love PE.

Man running

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"That's how you're getting your steps in, putting your fitness tracker on the dog?"

Treadmillstone

Luke Sleepwalker...

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

AEROBICS CLASS, 'What is your body telling you now?', 'To be honest, I'm getting mixed signals.'

Heart Health Levels

"Hush, little baby, don’t you cry ... ever."

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'

'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'

"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."

"Sleep? Who needs sleep? It's time to PARTAY!"

Sleepwalking Golfer

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

"Ahhhhh! Finally!" "Pssst. Don't do it. You're dreaming." "Don't go in there!"

"Nothing like a good stretch before looting and burning."

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

'So far, I've lost 90 dollars.'

Taking the elevator instead of the stairs.

"I'm bored."

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

'How's the new insomnia pill going?'