Exercise Sleepwalker Prints

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'My feet are killing me.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

"OK, ready to go again?"

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

I love PE.

Man running

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...

Luke Sleepwalker...

"That's how you're getting your steps in, putting your fitness tracker on the dog?"

"You're too sedentary."

Treadmillstone

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

"Hush, little baby, don’t you cry ... ever."

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'

AEROBICS CLASS, 'What is your body telling you now?', 'To be honest, I'm getting mixed signals.'

Heart Health Levels

'Since I got this exercise ball, my abs have gotten into the best shape they've ever been!'

"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."

'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'

"Ahhhhh! Finally!" "Pssst. Don't do it. You're dreaming." "Don't go in there!"

"Sleep? Who needs sleep? It's time to PARTAY!"

"Nothing like a good stretch before looting and burning."

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

Sleepwalking Golfer

All this cardio is great. But maybe we should do some lifting, too.

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

'So far, I've lost 90 dollars.'

Taking the elevator instead of the stairs.

"I'm bored."

'How's the new insomnia pill going?'