Sleepwalking Satire Gifts

"Watch out if I doze off, I sleep probe."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Luke Sleepwalker...

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

The downside of the cupcake bed.

"Ahhhhh! Finally!" "Pssst. Don't do it. You're dreaming." "Don't go in there!"

Sleepwalking Golfer

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

'How can you sleep at night?'

"Oh, gosh. . . he's sleep caulking again."

"Jeff! Have you been sleepwalking again?!"

The Home Birth of Venus

'Peel is sleeping badly.' - 'He seems very bright.' - 'Yes.' - 'Bright babies often sleep badly.' - 'Waaaaah!' - 'I want a thick baby.' - 'Zzzzzzz'

'It's these sleeper terrorists, doctor. They're keeping me awake at night.'

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."

'You waltz in here, bare-naked, demanding more money and a better job? Wake up, son, you're dreaming.'

'You been sleep walking again?'

'I am here, because I killed two people while I was sleepwalking!'

'It's getting worse, Doctor - Now he's SLEEP-drinking!'

'It happens every night - just as you're trying to get some sleep,he starts fluttering about'.

'Robert, wake up! You're sleep hunting again!'

"Don't worry about John. He just went to a hypnotist to improve his game."

'He started sleep-walking right after I took the lock off the refrigerator.'

'Mine's the same, Bert - d'you suppose the Sales are on?'

Things my cat says at 3 am

Sleep walking golfer

Dog sleepwalking after owner

Your fingers' worst nightmares

"John's golfing in his sleep again, Doctor! I forgot...do I wake him before or after he throws his clubs in the lake?"

"Wake up Mrs. Jones. You're sleep shopping again."

Man pretending to sleepwalk out of a sermon.

"Mine's the same,Bert - d'you suppose the Sales are on?"

'Marmaduke, wake up! You're barking in your sleep again!'

Sleep conducting