Sleepwalking Satire Prints

"Watch out if I doze off, I sleep probe."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Luke Sleepwalker...

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

The downside of the cupcake bed.

"Ahhhhh! Finally!" "Pssst. Don't do it. You're dreaming." "Don't go in there!"

Sleepwalking Golfer

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

'How can you sleep at night?'

"Oh, gosh. . . he's sleep caulking again."

'It's these sleeper terrorists, doctor. They're keeping me awake at night.'

The Home Birth of Venus

'Peel is sleeping badly.' - 'He seems very bright.' - 'Yes.' - 'Bright babies often sleep badly.' - 'Waaaaah!' - 'I want a thick baby.' - 'Zzzzzzz'

"Jeff! Have you been sleepwalking again?!"

'You been sleep walking again?'

'I am here, because I killed two people while I was sleepwalking!'

'You waltz in here, bare-naked, demanding more money and a better job? Wake up, son, you're dreaming.'

'It happens every night - just as you're trying to get some sleep,he starts fluttering about'.

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."

'It's getting worse, Doctor - Now he's SLEEP-drinking!'

'Robert, wake up! You're sleep hunting again!'

"Don't worry about John. He just went to a hypnotist to improve his game."

'He started sleep-walking right after I took the lock off the refrigerator.'

Things my cat says at 3 am

Sleep walking golfer

Dog sleepwalking after owner

'Mine's the same, Bert - d'you suppose the Sales are on?'

"John's golfing in his sleep again, Doctor! I forgot...do I wake him before or after he throws his clubs in the lake?"

Your fingers' worst nightmares

Please tell me you were sleepswimming again.

"Wake up Mrs. Jones. You're sleep shopping again."

Wireless Plans. Cellphone. No, "rollover minutes" has nothing to do with hitting the snooze alarm and going back to sleep.

'Marmaduke, wake up! You're barking in your sleep again!'

Sleep conducting

Candle