Sleepyhead Humor Gifts

"Perhaps you'd be able to sleep better if you pajamas weren't so loud."

"Whenever I try counting my flock I fall asleep."

"Dad's half asleep. He was using the fly swatter to flip the pancakes."

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Sheep Ledger

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

Alarmistclock

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'Because it'll put you to sleep. That's why I'm reading you the third quarter report.'

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

"He's never up before eleven."

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy!

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Sleepwalking to work.

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'And then the Lord proclaimed, in a loud, thunderous voice...'

"You're just run down."

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

"I'm going."

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

Buzz. Go away. Buzz buzz. I'm up! The alarm clock always wants it more than you do.

'I'd love you to come round, Samantha - but I'm sipping my cocoa all ready for sleepy bo-bos.'

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

Early Night Club

'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'