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"When was this bed last serviced?"

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Luke Sleepwalker...

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

The downside of the cupcake bed.

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

"Ahhhhh! Finally!" "Pssst. Don't do it. You're dreaming." "Don't go in there!"

Husband splashing tea over newspaper.

Sleepwalking Golfer

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

'Of course I'm confused, I keep dreaming I'm an insomniac.'

'I'm sorry, but I think you should find a new analyst... your dreams are just too boring for me.'

"Oh, gosh. . . he's sleep caulking again."

"Jeff! Have you been sleepwalking again?!"

The Home Birth of Venus

"Come and get me, coppers!"

'Fritz...Fritz..You're roaring again.'

Counting Sheep

'Well, Hawkins, I see you made it to work on time.'

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."

'It's getting worse, Doctor - Now he's SLEEP-drinking!'

That night, Rose found out that her husband was not only a sleepwalker, but also a sleepblogger.

'You been sleep walking again?'

'Does anyone feel like I do?'

"... and then I wake up really thirsty and pour low-fat milk on my husband."

'I am here, because I killed two people while I was sleepwalking!'

'You waltz in here, bare-naked, demanding more money and a better job? Wake up, son, you're dreaming.'

'Robert, wake up! You're sleep hunting again!'

"Don't worry about John. He just went to a hypnotist to improve his game."

"Watch out if I doze off, I sleep probe."

'Mine's the same, Bert - d'you suppose the Sales are on?'