Sleeping In T-Shirts

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

'Myself, I'm not a morning person, so I'm definitely not interested in one of those up-at-the-crack-of-dawn types, you know what I mean?'

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

Genetics We'd Like to See: A Late Sleeping Rooster for Gentlemen Farmers.

'I'm going to get up, do the treadmill, walk the dog and leave for work early. What are going to do?'

The Lady is a tramp.

'He LIVES! -- The monster LIVES!'

"Mom! It's Saturday."

"On days when I need to get out of bed and go to work, I close my eyes until the feeling passes."

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"Wouldn't ya know it! Sunday morning, and some a******s house is on fire, or he's having a heart attack. or the cops are..."

"How can you sleep in? We're morning doves!"

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

Can I send a substitute student to school for me?

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

'Have a nice day, dear. . . no need to get up and make coffee.'

'I've decided to stay in bed till lunchtime to see if I feel like a teenager again.'

On Weekdays. . . On Weekends

"When you get a second wake up time, chances are your day's sublime..."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'He likes to power nap.'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Night-time halo

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'