Sleep Sage Gifts

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"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

Night-time halo

"Try thinking about something else."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Babies vs. Dogs

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"You're hogging the covers again!"

"Yours is adjustable?"

Sheep Ledger

"I object!" "Overruled!"

Contented man and cat sleeping

"Time for bed, guys."

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

'Whaddya mean, 'Quit hogging the blanket'? There's a blanket in here?

Pachyderm insomnia.

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'