Wanderer Of Western Sagas Gifts

'What happened to their pioneer spirit?'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"The new house is almost ready!"

The Not So Wild West

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"Let's scoot."

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

Tonto Casino.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

A Capella: singing without musical accompaniment.

Nannies Of The Old West

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

'Aaah yes, the stampede of July 1810: Good times...'

Right way

"I think I've made a breakthrough concerning the structure of matter."

Davy Crocat

'Ah! This is the Texas I remember!'

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