Traveler At Heart Gifts

Summertime.

London summer.

Continental Drift.

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

"We're only here summers, but Roger likes to be taken for a local."

You said we were going to see some pole dancing.

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

Divorcette Bags

Closed for repairs (stonehenge)

European Turtles

'I needed a break, so I thought I'd take a personal day... then I saw this ad and decided to take 7 personal days.'

Castaway is part of a cruise tour.

Vikings Holiday

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Time Machine Collision

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Public footpath on a desert island.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Rent a Room With Hot Water

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"Oh Gog. . . I wish we could just freeze this moment in time!"

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.'

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

"Remember the good old days, when all we had to worry about was a dollar-sixty-a-pound sirloin?"

Boss? There was a scrawny pigeon taped to my bedroom window this morning. A post-it note stuck to its back said "Sincerely, Armstrong." So it wasn't a dream! Last night, as I slumbered in my bed, I was visited by three spirits. They took me on a tour of Christmases past, present, and future. I used the tips future-me gave me to tell past-me to save money so present-me can buy the right obscure stocks, so future-me can reap huge dividends in 2047. Very. Bad. Man. The ghosts said something about m

Animal immigration