Cosmic Wanderers Gifts

Flying Saucer With Stickers.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'But what is the universe for?'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

Life in the fastest lane.

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

We're With Stupid

"Oh yoo hoo, NASA, guess who found another rock! NASA? Baby, you there?"

"Disney will flip!"

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

"Space wants to kill you."

"If all else fails, it makes a great frothy latte."