Cosmic Wanderers Gifts

Flying Saucer With Stickers.

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'But what is the universe for?'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"Disney will flip!"

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

Life in the fastest lane.

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

"If all else fails, it makes a great frothy latte."

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."