Terrain Traveler Mugs

'I hate flying. Thank God for terra firma ... or terra mushy ...'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Off to see the world

Vaccination Passport

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

'Anything to declare?'

Caution Dry Rot

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

Bev puts on an old favorite

Children's Terrain Rides - kids seated and enjoying themselves in the way they would on a real train.

'Father maybe gone some time.'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.