Mountain Road Traveler Mugs

A 'failed' brake check!

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

You Are Here

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Skiing.

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

First aid in mountains

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Happy Hour

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Kardiff.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

'Are we broke yet?'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Yes, That Was The Exit

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Sisyphus visits Stowe