Leisurely Walks Gifts

Heel, sir!

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

Danger Falling Leaves

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Take a hike.

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

People of the Fall

'I think we're lost, next time I'm leading.'