Leisure Walking Gifts

"Nelson loves his Satellite Radio."

Take a hike.

"Ahhh... close enough."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Easter Island legs

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

'That was fun!'

Church for sports worshipers.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"Fresh pepper?"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Man fishing with large bait

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.