Spot Aficionado Gifts

Spot/Spotless.

Prize vegetables.

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Allotment

Create some buzz!

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Creative department

"We won!"

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Important Food Groups

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

"How's this for transparency: Our product isn't organic but our bullshit advertising it!"

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

Roads with a view.

News for Sale

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Eat Beef

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

Honesty in retail

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

Gullib-Os

Advertising and PR Agency: 'I'm able to spin at 60 words per minute, hype at 50 words and distort at 45 words.'

Opp'y of a Lifetime

"Here's the marketing department's solution."

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."