Spot Aficionado Gifts

Spot/Spotless.

Prize vegetables.

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Allotment

Create some buzz!

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Creative department

"We won!"

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

Important Food Groups

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"How's this for transparency: Our product isn't organic but our bullshit advertising it!"

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Honesty in retail

Roads with a view.

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

Eat Beef

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

Gullib-Os

Opp'y of a Lifetime

Advertising and PR Agency: 'I'm able to spin at 60 words per minute, hype at 50 words and distort at 45 words.'

"Here's the marketing department's solution."

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."