Limelight Enthusiast Gifts

"Why isn't that light on me, nurse? Do I need to remind you who the real star is here?"

Local Knowledge

Edison: The Early Years,

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Lighthouse Beam.

Tedious Romantic.

'Now watch our sales increase.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

You need a new reading light

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

A lighthouse with a welcome mat

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Idea/Theory

Still Lives: 'I just need to think of one bright idea and I'll be made for life!'

Classic Film Festival. The Wizard of Oz. In "The Wizard of Oz," Dorothy's house is blown far away. She must have lived in a lighthouse!

Illuminating agricultural production

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."

"There's nothing much happening tonight... so I'm going to just talk about myself!"

"Delivery."

Man lighting ceiling candle

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

"It took all day, but we finally got there."