Location Scout Pillows

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"Like I told you Gladys: location, location, location."

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Fishing direction sign.

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'Our giant sale now on!'

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

"Opportunity came knocking once, but I missed it. I was expecting a tweet."

"Quiet? I'd even read for the understudy part for someone who is between engagements."

Between pub and bookie: 'Very sought-after position.'

'I see the SAGA talent scouts are here.'

You are not here.

"It has tremendous possibilities."

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

"What's this Artificial newt's tail? Instant toad urine? No wonder your spells suck!"

"I'm off to the sales!"

Man in house with no roof on phone to estate agent: "Look, this house is unfinished. Please stop saying, 'It gets a lot of light'."

'You'll need to put these on before the inspection.'

"The seller is highly unmotivated."

Captain Ahab chases a protester.

"Let's not tell anyone about this spot."

Supermarkets eyeing up suburban development site.

Real Estate Lust

'Have you got one with smaller spots?'

Location location location - Next 3 Exits

The Location, Location, Location Arms

'Whatever you do, don't tell the rest of the herd about this secret grazing place we found.'

Secret Garden

"Perfect isn't it? Like we say in the trade: Location, location, location!"

"We'll do well here... it's where all the fish who get away go."

"It looks as though our baby has found another spot on her chin."

"Mom said to watch you if you were shopping online."