Location Scouting Pillows

Between pub and bookie: 'Very sought-after position.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

Building a Shelter

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'The Torch Holder'.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A salute of scouts

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Scouts made this for me

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

Yep, Jimmy's about the best Eagle Scout I ever saw.

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

'Our giant sale now on!'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Whatever works for you.

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"Help, my zip stuck!"

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'