Wit Seeker Pillows

Your resume is only 8 words long! You're hired!

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

'The name's Bond...Vagabond...'

Consignia - new name for the Post Office

"Knowledge comes by taking things apart. Wisdom comes by putting things together."

"You think you're pretty holy, huh!"

Boarding House

"A pox on both your summer houses."

Broad Minded

Square Yard

Graph to find your IQ

Fair Cop

Bored Room

Punch Drunk

Airport

Detail

Witty Remarks You Can Never Remember To Say During The Meeting.

"We're either going to have to remove it or put instructions on it..."

"I can count them on one hand...Using my calculator!"

"Does my brain look big in this?"

'It's a no brainer.'

'Drink up sharp! It's the bill!'

Mismatch.

Well here we are John...two intelligent people...

Beef Encounter.

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

'I like my women like I like my light bulbs; dim, cheap & easily replaced.'

'A woman drove me to drink and I never had the courtesy to thank her!'

Performer says line "Brevity is the soul of wit."

Wits end.

"Feel free to take notes."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Do you think that's wise?'