Witty Wisdom Seeker Pillows

'I believe the saying is 'trust but verify,' not 'trust, but what would mother do'.'

"As a senior citizen applying for this job, where do you see yourself in 5 years?"

'I'm not eating that, it's probably full of cholesterol!'

Never try to solve an economic problem with a political answer.

"My advice, don't marry for money. You can borrow it for 3.5%."

Law office sign: "Defending the citizen's entitlement to folly since 1935"

"Feel free to take notes."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

'You must heal yourself.'

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"