Whimsical Wisdom Seeker Pillows

"Wherever you go, there you are."

'Never try to milk a unicorn.'

'I'd definitely drop the eleventh one about farting, Moses'

'He says he'd like to go raging into the night, but he feels too lousy.'

Mr. Social Distancing

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Feel free to take notes."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

Head over Hooves

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

Riding School Chaos

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

"I think it loves us."

'You must heal yourself.'

Beyond the known and the unknown.

FAQs.

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.