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"Wherever you go, there you are."

'I'd definitely drop the eleventh one about farting, Moses'

'He says he'd like to go raging into the night, but he feels too lousy.'

Mr. Social Distancing

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Feel free to take notes."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Head over Hooves

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Riding School Chaos

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

"I think it loves us."

'You must heal yourself.'

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."