Quick Wit Seeker Pillows

Grab your stuff and pay and get out of here convenience store.

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

Punch Drunk

Man using an entrance canopy as an umbrella

Airport

Graph to find your IQ

"Baseball is way too boring - so, we're doing one inning, winner takes all, everybody go home early and live their lives."

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

Your resume is only 8 words long! You're hired!

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

"You think you're pretty holy, huh!"

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

Broad Minded

Boarding House

"Does my brain look big in this?"

I was thinking about something more like a slogan.

Witty Remarks You Can Never Remember To Say During The Meeting.

Law office sign: "Defending the citizen's entitlement to folly since 1935"

'Good work, sales up 30% on last month.' - 'You know very well I was on holiday.'

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

Bored Room

Square Yard