Quick-witted Walker Pillows

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

"Baseball is way too boring - so, we're doing one inning, winner takes all, everybody go home early and live their lives."

"Speed reader...?"

"It says here you can think on your feet. What happens when you sit down?"

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

Man using an entrance canopy as an umbrella

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

Soho walking society

"It's nice to know I've still got it."

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

Mechanics price list.

One Way/Two Ways.

'Please sir - all of them!'

Working with Hahnium, which has a half-life of 35 seconds.

"On the contrary, Hank, I believe that in some cases, slapping a band-aid on a problem is a VERY effective solution!"

"I have half an hour if you want someone to get sucked into your drama."

Surgeon asking patient, 'Would you like this to go?'

"I'd like something profound, witty, and outrageously irreverent."

A Women Out For A Walk With Her Children.

'Quick, Bensonhurst-Shaw, I need a bon mot for today's meeting.'

The downside of curbing your dog....

"Would it kill me to get in touch with my mother once in a while?"

'I have nothing to declare but my genius!'