Quick-witted Walker Prints

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

"Baseball is way too boring - so, we're doing one inning, winner takes all, everybody go home early and live their lives."

"It says here you can think on your feet. What happens when you sit down?"

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

Man using an entrance canopy as an umbrella

"Speed reader...?"

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

Soho walking society

Barry Cryer.

I was thinking about something more like a slogan.

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

"It's nice to know I've still got it."

One Way/Two Ways.

Mechanics price list.

Run. Freeze. Run again! Turn around. Run! No, freeze!

'Please sir - all of them!'

Working with Hahnium, which has a half-life of 35 seconds.

"On the contrary, Hank, I believe that in some cases, slapping a band-aid on a problem is a VERY effective solution!"

"I have half an hour if you want someone to get sucked into your drama."

Surgeon asking patient, 'Would you like this to go?'

The downside of curbing your dog....

'Quick, Bensonhurst-Shaw, I need a bon mot for today's meeting.'

A Women Out For A Walk With Her Children.

"I'd like something profound, witty, and outrageously irreverent."

"Would it kill me to get in touch with my mother once in a while?"