Quick Wit Appreciator Prints

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Cat Burglar

"Touché"

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Voltaire

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

"I don't think you have a case. It's only slander if it's not true, and I've heard you play."

The People versus McGinley gets acrimonious.

Pick your own fruit or worms.

'How can you stand to listen to dozens of crazy people and stay sane?' - 'Who listens?.'

Dorothy Parker at the Algonquin Round Table

"The bloodwork came back kinda yucky."

"Uh. . . Ooh. . . Here come the know it alls again!"

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

Tom Bowler

'It's a good job I was trapped by my wooden leg and not my good one, son!'

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

Figure of Eight

'Wow! This style of writing went out back in the seventies!'

'Please sir - all of them!'

'How's my appeal going?', 'How's your tunnel going?'

Bit on the Side

Inn and Outt.