Quirky Wit Appreciator Prints

'It's a good job I was trapped by my wooden leg and not my good one, son!'

"Say, 'Tissue? I hardly know you,' but don't tell her you're a roll of toilet paper."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"Touché"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"Your animal companionship is here!"

A planet like ours - "Oh no, last time we got romantic, I ended up having to grow a new head."

"I'm a monster."

Cheesie Rider

"Overkill, dude."

God with Earth Controller

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Mummy Shrink.

'Mind if I head off a little early today?'

"Curiosity."

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

"I don't think you have a case. It's only slander if it's not true, and I've heard you play."

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

Pianist.

"We're making progress."

"High Fashion"

'I can't tag him, he keeps his watches there.'

"Psychiatric emergency service? Please come fast, I have one here who believes in me!"

Pick your own fruit or worms.

I was thinking about something more like a slogan.

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

If chickens had lips...'Thank God! I made it to the other side!'

"There are tomato genes in the cod, spinach genes in the trout, carrot genes in the halibut..."

'Freudian slip '

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'