Quick Wit Appreciator Gifts

I was thinking about something more like a slogan.

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

Cat Burglar

"Touché"

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Voltaire

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

Platitudes for the hopelessly realistic. When life gives you lemons, get a gift receipt.

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

"I don't think you have a case. It's only slander if it's not true, and I've heard you play."

The People versus McGinley gets acrimonious.

"Getting a little thin on top and dull below, eh Pop?"

'How can you stand to listen to dozens of crazy people and stay sane?' - 'Who listens?.'

Pick your own fruit or worms.

Dorothy Parker at the Algonquin Round Table

"Uh. . . Ooh. . . Here come the know it alls again!"

"The bloodwork came back kinda yucky."

Figure of Eight

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

Circus. I'm giving up the seltzer bottle as a comedy prop and will do a more sophisticated act. Ah, dry humor.

'It's a good job I was trapped by my wooden leg and not my good one, son!'

Tom Bowler

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

'Please sir - all of them!'

'Wow! This style of writing went out back in the seventies!'

'How's my appeal going?', 'How's your tunnel going?'

Inn and Outt.