Wicked Wit Appreciator Prints

'Glory be, but isn't it great to be in the doom and gloom business this year?'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Cat Burglar

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'What's the matter... you're not grim here?'

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Voltaire

'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.'

"I don't think you have a case. It's only slander if it's not true, and I've heard you play."

Pick your own fruit or worms.

The People versus McGinley gets acrimonious.

'How can you stand to listen to dozens of crazy people and stay sane?' - 'Who listens?.'

Dorothy Parker at the Algonquin Round Table

"Uh. . . Ooh. . . Here come the know it alls again!"

'It's a good job I was trapped by my wooden leg and not my good one, son!'

Figure of Eight

'Please sir - all of them!'

'Wow! This style of writing went out back in the seventies!'

Inn and Outt.

Black Death

Bit on the Side

'How's my appeal going?', 'How's your tunnel going?'

'I'm a little worried about the dedication to His Satanic Majesty, Bishop.'

'Can you make it a ten, sir? — I like a little biscotti with my coffee.'