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It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

Punch Drunk

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Man using an entrance canopy as an umbrella

Airport

"Baseball is way too boring - so, we're doing one inning, winner takes all, everybody go home early and live their lives."

Your resume is only 8 words long! You're hired!

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

"You think you're pretty holy, huh!"

Broad Minded

Boarding House

"Does my brain look big in this?"

Witty Remarks You Can Never Remember To Say During The Meeting.

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

Law office sign: "Defending the citizen's entitlement to folly since 1935"

'Good work, sales up 30% on last month.' - 'You know very well I was on holiday.'

Bored Room

Square Yard

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

'Please sir - all of them!'