Shot Seeker Gifts

Return Of The Flu.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Ghost School.

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

Tic-tac-toe

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Can't Touch This

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

'Repossessed? No, I said it was possessed.'

"Are you willing to relocate?"

The real reason the Christmas Truce didn't last.

Control in the workplace.

Cuba Holidays

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

Two men in war bonnets sit in front of a giant skull