Shell Seekers Gifts

I need a roofing job. I've got a leak.

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

Man, with his protective shell...

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

The one that got away

Ice fisher.

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Try me/try me/try me...

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

Skiing

Problem Solving

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Segregated Beach

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Coffee

Dolphin

'Idle' Home Exhibition

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'No surf?'

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"I thought I'd stay home today and accept the things I can't change."

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

"This is it? No video?"

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

Hippie Edibles Co.

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

Missing sock

"That's his answer to everything!"