Shell Seekers Gifts

I need a roofing job. I've got a leak.

The nice thing about being a turtle is I always get to work at home.

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

Man, with his protective shell...

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

The one that got away

Ice fisher.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Try me/try me/try me...

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

Segregated Beach

Skiing

Problem Solving

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Coffee

'Idle' Home Exhibition

Dolphin

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"Whadya know, we're being audited."

'No surf?'

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"I thought I'd stay home today and accept the things I can't change."

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

"That's his answer to everything!"

Missing sock

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

Hippie Edibles Co.