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The Great Las Vegas Coke Dunes

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Do you have an appointment?"

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Towny Music Night.

Madison Avenue and Maple Street

Free Little Library

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

"Question authority"

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

Single Family Home Sanctuary

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

"So what's your success rate?"

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

'Greed, wrath, envy and pride closed higher today, while lust, sloth and gluttony showed losses.'

Department of Disinformation Looms Over the Department of Information.

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

'The secret of life, son, is finding a better hiding place than I did.'

A mountain guru has a sign on his mountain for safe social distancing.

"Do you have money or is it money that has you?"

"You tetched? The Kid'll plug more than your novel!"

'Hello, Stranger. Hello' even Stranger.'

'This alternative doctor of yours better be good!'

'Pay and display' parking outside a saloon.

"Anything in there about when the hair stylists' strike will end?"