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The Great Las Vegas Coke Dunes

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Do you have an appointment?"

'Follow that cab!'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

Towny Music Night.

Madison Avenue and Maple Street

Free Little Library

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"Question authority"

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

"So what's your success rate?"

Single Family Home Sanctuary

"The Devil's Advocate." Press Room. At last, Ernie, the first edition of our newspaper is ready to go! Did we cover all seven deadly sins? I think so ... We've got greed in the business section, sloth in the leisure section, gluttony in the restaurant reviews and lust in the movie reviews. How about envy and pride? Envy in the gossip column, pride in birth announcements. Okay, but how about wrath? Hey, the opinion section is full of it!

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

Department of Disinformation Looms Over the Department of Information.

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

'Greed, wrath, envy and pride closed higher today, while lust, sloth and gluttony showed losses.'

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

'This alternative doctor of yours better be good!'

'Hello, Stranger. Hello' even Stranger.'

'The secret of life, son, is finding a better hiding place than I did.'

A mountain guru has a sign on his mountain for safe social distancing.

"Do you have money or is it money that has you?"

"You tetched? The Kid'll plug more than your novel!"

'Pay and display' parking outside a saloon.

"Sorry, but 'what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas' is not a recognized legal precedent."